Cunning Driver

A cop pulls a car over for speeding. Cop: “Sir, do you know you were doing 110 mph in a 90 zone?” Driver: “ Yes! I’m Sorry, but that’s because I was racing another car and lost track of the speed.” Since he did not see any car besides that, the cop asks – “Sir, […]

The Annoying Duck at the Bar

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”  Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has […]